Officer appraisals !!!!

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Michael Burgess
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Location: Uk Dorset
Service details: Boy's Sqn RAC 1956 B Sqn Berlin 1958. Stayed Regt Duty till 1990 then RAC Gunnery School till Xmas 2006. Completed 50years and 6 months service.
Real name: Mick Burgess
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Officer appraisals !!!!

Post by Michael Burgess »

Hi Old Hawks I am sure you can put names to these appraisals !!!! Keep safe :o :roll: :lol: :D



QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL STAFF APPRAISALS
> 1. His men would follow him anywhere but only out of curiosity.
> 2. I would not breed from this Officer.
> 3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
> 4. This Officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.
> 5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.
> 6. When she opens her mouth it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
> 7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2-man submarine.
> 8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
> 9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
> 10. Technically sound but socially impossible.
> 11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.
> 12 When he joined my ship this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
> 13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
> 14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere.
> 15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
> 16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
> 17. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
> 18. This Officer should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
> 19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.
> 20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.
> 21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.
> 22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
> 23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> 24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming.
> 25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
> 26. If he were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.
> 27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
> 28. If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
> 29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1 000 000 other sperm.
> 30. A room temperature IQ.
> 31. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
> 32. A gross ignoramus,143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
> 33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.
> 34. He has been working with glue too long.
> 35. When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.
> 36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.
> 37. If two people are talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
> 38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.
> 39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.
> 40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> 41. He's so dense light bends around him.
> 42. If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate.
> 43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
> 44. Takes him 1½ hours to watch 60 minutes.
> 45. Wheel is turning but the hamster is long dead.
Pinky
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Re: Officer appraisals !!!!

Post by Pinky »

Reminds me of a few un-nameables....
Bill Bentley
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Service details: 1970 - JLR RAC, 14/20KH, Para Sqn RAC, 14/20KH, Hereford, 14/20KH, 2 Para, DLOY - 1990.
Real name: Martin William Lester Bentley (Bill) (Basha !)
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Re: Officer appraisals !!!!

Post by Bill Bentley »

Mick,
I fear the list would be longer than yours :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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